There will be no cheerleaders at the Super Bowl this year, NFL officials said.  We want to give Big Ben a fair chance to keep his head in the game.

Lindsay Lohan says she’s not worried at all about facing prosecution over alleged jewel theft. “As long as I have my bag of coke - bring on the world”, the starlet said.

Kate Moss is set to wed this summer, her husband said he always wanted a lamp post for a wife.

High blood pressure, and obesity are linked to memory loss, scientists say.  So if you can’t remember if you ate that twinkie - eat another one just to be sure.

Whoopi Goldberg has confessed to being a “functional addict” in a recent report, saying “how do you think my hair got this way?”

A Category 5 cyclone is hurling through Australia causes destruction to whatever it touches.  Australians are mystified by it because like their toilet water, the wind is going counter clockwise.

Producers of Britney Spears new record Femme Fatale are again saying the record is not done, She didn’t write any songs, she doesn’t sing on it and has a body double for her video.  Basically, nothing about Britney Spears has anything to do with Britney Spears.  Why were we so mad at Milli Vanilli when Britney’s been doing the same thing ?

Flight cancellations are up to 16,000 since Monday because of the horrible weather.  Airlines said this could make them bump up their prices, if there were numbers that went that up that high.